Financial Advice For The Creationist.

Seriously, this video could make you a BILLIONAIRE… …IF the world IS only 6000 years old. Boy would you get the last

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25 Responses to “Financial Advice For The Creationist.”

  1. musicgeniusno1 says:

    Hold on,just have …
    Hold on,just have to become a Christian before making that call. Right,lets see. .read the Bible & believe it,ignore my rational & logical thinking. .

    (cries) it must be satan within me,i’ve failed

  2. MsStarChild says:

    Shit that was funny …
    that was funny. And so so true.

  3. MikeyCanuck123 says:

    Hey Fordi.

    Ya, TCP …
    Hey Fordi.

    Ya, TCP as you described could really revolutionize energy access & distribution problems (costs).

    I’m focussed on solar/hydrogen/electric energy myself, but I could easily incorporate TCP.

  4. Andrewticus04 says:

    That was ed up! …
    That was ed up! Not all greedy-Texas-oil-bastards are creationists. Take me for instance.

  5. Fordi says:

    A4A’s tech in …
    A4A’s tech in question is just a filter; a diesel engine can run off of filtered waste veggy oil. If it’s a larger device, it’s likely a scaled down trans-ester plant (how bio-diesel is made), but I would wonder how much methanol he goes through per tank-full.

  6. Fordi says:

    Ahhh, TCP. …
    Ahhh, TCP. Excellent tech. I wish it would get more widely adopted.

    Or better: scaled down for home use. Imagine the contents of your insinkerator and the output of your toilet being converted into fuel. It’d save significantly on transport costs by using what energy you don’t capture from your food.

  7. Fordi says:

    If oil can be found …
    If oil can be found on the moon, an additional benefit is that while startup costs are high, shipping becomes cheap: just escape the Moon’s gravity (far easier than on earth, because of low gravity and no wind resistance), with trajectory targets just offshore to your customers. You could even process en route, using energy captured by a kind of combination parachute / turbine to capture the potential energy from your falling shipping craft.

  8. Fordi says:

    Point on your first …
    Point on your first idea:
    Medical insurance is not a requirement in the US, and costs between $40 and $200 a month, depending on your medical condition.

    Still, wouldn’t stop them from forming a prayer insurance company.

  9. Zekkron says:

    One word: spiders.
    One word: spiders.

  10. easymak1234 says:

    how can u prove …
    how can u prove there is no God?

  11. tyrongkojy says:

    I wonder how many …
    I wonder how many have actually tried to find fault in your logic. I’m too lazy to look through all your comments, but I jsut have to wonder how many creationists actually found fault. I mean those who really believed ahat they were saying eveough to tell you. He, he, he.

  12. TheConciseStatement says:

    Great harsh …
    Great harsh Northern pronounciation ‘bastard’, Phil : “Big. Rich. Oil. Greedy. BASStard.”

    You make a strong case for it. I however am partial to the posh overstretched A with a light O sound in it - the Southern pronounciation : “Big. Rich. Oil. Greedy. BAOAAstard. (Obviously I’m no liguist.)

    Oh and there is no God, so good work Phil.

  13. Avionicgenius says:

    I’m sure they lied …
    I’m sure they lied to get onto capitol hill. lol the stuff creationists say is funny, it’s supplied me with hours of entertainment

  14. civisromae says:

    For the hedge …
    For the hedge trimmings idea, I think they think you’ll need a global flood for that.

  15. MikeyCanuck123 says:

    A4AF, here’s …
    A4AF, here’s another;

    w w w . mindfully . org/Energy/2003/Anything-Into-Oil1may03 . htm

    Same deal, copy & paste into Google. This time it’s the first hit.

    Here’s a snippet to whet your appetite;

    “The offal-derived oil, is chemically almost identical to a number two fuel oil used to heat homes.”

  16. MikeyCanuck123 says:

    A4AF > “However, …
    A4AF > “However, this is not petroleum.”

    True. Here’s part of the article;

    “Bio-oil is produced through a process called pyrolysis, in which organic scrap materials are finely ground and heated at 400 to 500 degrees Celsius, without oxygen. In just two seconds, … is condensed into bio-oil; the end result looks surprisingly similar to petroleum.”

    2 seconds!!! Maybe the reason for the difference in chemical composition?

    Interesting though, huh.

  17. A4AgnstcFndmntlst says:

    Mickey,

    Oh yea …
    Mickey,

    Oh yea you’re right. Someone I know took a diesel engine and some kind of special thing to run off bio-stuff. I know very scientific terms :)
    However, this is not petroleum.

  18. A4AgnstcFndmntlst says:

    Oops, sorry I …
    Oops, sorry I missed the google part.

  19. MikeyCanuck123 says:

    A4AF, when I Google …
    A4AF, when I Google;

    w w w . treehugger . com/files/2006/03/biooil_growing . php

    The 3rd one down is;

    Bio-Oil: Growing Your Own Petroleum Substitute : TreeHugger

  20. A4AgnstcFndmntlst says:

    Mickey,

    Is it the …
    Mickey,

    Is it the Science + Technology link?

  21. MikeyCanuck123 says:

    A4AF, I have …
    A4AF, I have already showed Phil these links, but if you have time, could you check them out & see what you think?

    Just copy & paste the following into Google, then choose the 3rd link down from the top;

    w w w . treehugger . com/files/2006/03/biooil_growing . php

    There’s others as well.

  22. A4AgnstcFndmntlst says:

    Mickey,
    I meant no …

    Mickey,
    I meant no sarcasm in my previous message.

  23. A4AgnstcFndmntlst says:

    Mikey,

    Could you …
    Mikey,

    Could you enlighten Phil and myself.

  24. MikeyCanuck123 says:

    A4AF.

    Phil does …
    A4AF.

    Phil does have a way with words, no question.

    His claim that it takes millions of years to make oil falls flat though. You can make oil in days or less. Which leads to bigger questions, no?

  25. A4AgnstcFndmntlst says:

    Yes we do! If you …
    Yes we do! If you are familiar with Kongs they’re just like that except rather than using dog biscuits we use small children. The kids just love being tossed around the yard. You can hear them screaming with laughter. Well I’m pretty sure it’s laughter.

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